If the following happens to you in a less than 48 hour time period - perhaps it is a sign that you need a vacation (and no this does not include how tired or stressed you are from work and other various responsibilities)...
     * Your son develops a 100+ temperature
     * Your baby girl who is trying to teeth and who is having trouble pooping constantly screams and crys
     * Paint that has been sitting in your closet for months suddenly gets spilled all over the carpet
     * Your son (who never gets sick) throws up during dinner
     * After putting in new oil and a filter - the pressure explodes dumping most of that oil unto the garage floor
     * Wanting to clean up the oil, you decide to move the car (whose brakes you've just replaced) and ask your wife (who doesn't know to pump the brake in order to get the brake fluid to the new brakes) to be the one to move the car. Lack of brakes + panicked wife = hitting neighbor's truck.

Yes, if any or all of these things should strike you and your family - book a vacation immediately. We leave tomorrow at 9 - SHARP!

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